iPad!!!!

  I work in not very luxurious places, but recently I found out that if I were to purchase a 3G capable iPad then I would be able to buy a local sim card and have access to the Internet in my room. Do I really NEED to be able to chat with my friends, check Facebook, and read my email constantly? Umm obviously I do! I am not a person and I'm tired of them trying to ether bunny me with ammonia they pretend to use as floor cleaner every 15 minutes.

  Sadly Apple will not ship directly to an APO address... If you don't deliver to an APO address then you're an asshole, FYI. So I sent the iPad to my parents house and asked them to ship it to me. A couple of things here.... Once you're on your eighth trip out to this shit hole people aren't nearly as excited to send you stuff and second I do appreciate all the crap everyone has been willing to throw in the mail for me.
For those of you who have not mailed something over seas you have to fill out a customs form and two things they ask on the form are what your package contains and what it's worth for insurance purposes. For those of you who don't have a 3G iPad 2 with a full case it will cost you around $650.

When you ship something to an APO everyone from your mail person to Private Fuck face has access to your package. No one ever actually writes iPad on the customers form. The picture below restores my faith in humanity, my faith that maybe my father isn't the most paranoid man ever, and now I know my father has faith that surely I would never waste $650+ on a toy.