I work in not very luxurious places, but recently I found out
that if I were to purchase a 3G capable iPad then I would be able to buy
a local sim card and have access to the Internet in my room. Do I
really NEED to be able to chat with my friends, check Facebook, and read
my email constantly? Umm obviously I do! I am not a person and I'm
tired of them trying to ether bunny me with ammonia they pretend to use
as floor cleaner every 15 minutes.
Sadly Apple will
not ship directly to an APO address... If you don't deliver to an APO
address then you're an asshole, FYI. So I sent the iPad to my parents
house and asked them to ship it to me. A couple of things here.... Once
you're on your eighth trip out to this shit hole people aren't nearly
as excited to send you stuff and second I do appreciate all the crap
everyone has been willing to throw in the mail for me.
For
those of you who have not mailed something over seas you have to fill
out a customs form and two things they ask on the form are what your
package contains and what it's worth for insurance purposes. For those
of you who don't have a 3G iPad 2 with a full case it will cost you
around $650.
When you ship something to an APO everyone from your mail
person to Private Fuck face has access to your package. No one ever
actually writes iPad on the customers form. The picture below restores
my faith in humanity, my faith that maybe my father isn't the most
paranoid man ever, and now I know my father has faith that surely I
would never waste $650+ on a toy.
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