Ice Cream Day 2

Today I went back for more ice cream.  (This is a trend and from here out it will be, 'when I went back for ice cream.' Or 'the next day.') The same happy ice cream guy was there... Looking skinny as ever. 

ICG: "Did you go to gym today?"

Me: "I go after work and I went yesterday.  Did YOU go to the gym?"

ICG: "Yes."

Me: "You have a gym?"

ICG: "Yes. You need to go."

Me: "I DO!"

He shakes his head.

Me: "Chocolate please."

ICG: "You should come to gym when I work."

Me: "Oh! Wow. You work here AND at one of the gyms on base?"

ICG: "Yes. If you come you get bigger."

Me: "I go to a different gym, but I'll try to train harder since you think I'm too skinny." 

ICG: "Ok, you say."

Me: "Yes, I do say. You have a good day." 

Looks like G has some competition.