Quotes from work

The two guys are in their mid to late 50's.  One is already sitting with another crew member and me in the briefing room. The other walks in...

Guy 1: "Hello there princess Laya."

Me: "What"

Guy 1: "I said, Hello Princess Laya."

Let me clarify I do not wear my hair like that character. 

Me: "uh ok. Hey."

Guy two: "yeah, I see it now. You do kinda look like her. Especially like in that seen with jaba.  She had to really get into shape to look like that in that bikini... So ya know, like that."

Guy 1: "Exactly!"

Me: "Thanks..."

( I'm not sure what font expresses how dry and creeped out my tone was here, but invasion it for that 'thanks'.)

Guy 2: "That's a compliment. She looked great in that movie." 

I don't know what some of these dudes are going to do if they have to get normal jobs. 

(Editor's Note: "Also... (aligns pocket protector) I think it's princess Leia.")