We Don't Need No Stinkin' Coupons!

I'm working on an entry to describe a recent... umm.. incident? But it's really long and I've been told that so far it's "Somewhere between funny and a public castration...."  I haven't decided if i'm against the second part of that...
While you wait...I found this short dialogue humorous...

Is it worth the couple bucks and no processed sugar just to feel superior to the heifers on TLC's couponing show? Yes, it is.